anal shockburst
an -n-l shockburst is what happens when the sh-t streams out of your -ss at such a speed that it briefly crosses the sound barrier, resulting in a sonic boom that plasters the porcelain with brown chowder and scares your family in the next room.
“uh oh, it sounds like billy just let off an -n-l shockburst. better call the plumber.”
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