anal toejam
the s-xual act of securely fitting one’s right foot up the -n-s of a lover. term derived from both the substance transferred from the toe to the -n-s, and from the act of forcing the toe into the -n-s, itself.
i tend to avoid confrontation, so instead of breaking up with my girl, i just spun her around, gave her the old -n-l toejam and sent her packing. needless to say, she got the message.
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