Anal Ventriloquist
a dude that won’t own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.
the -n-l ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.
anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the av clamps his b-tt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.
” jesus you stink, p-ss us the gas masks then p-ss off”
“christ that’s f-cken rotten you’re -rs- must be on fire, f-ck off an decompose somewhere else”
however when detected the av can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.
f-ck you man, i never farted it was your fat-ss brother he’s always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he’s a real -n-l ventriloquist.
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