Anal Vigilante


one who is extremely vigilant of open (or closed) -n-ses and likes to ram their p-n-s into the -n-l track at every given moment. this is a cross between your eveyday vigilant citizen and a -n-l wh-r-; forming a super being who ramms p-n-s into dirt tracks like a p-n-s plumber. an extremist version of the -n-l frigulator to put it simply.
dunstan, you’re such an -n-l vigilante, your trying to insert your p-n-s into my -n-l depths. stop!

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