Analbarf
wet, chunky -n-s secretions, with an oatmeal-like consistency, which is -j-c-l-t-d out of the -ss with monster truck force.
ahh, nasty!! chevante just -n-lbarfed all over my chameleon!! it took over two hours to find my sh-t-colored little buddy.
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