Analpon


the -n-l equivalent to a tampon. for use when the possibility of -n-l leakage is high, or when rouge flatulence may in fact be a liquid or a near solid. see also manpon
guy 1: what the f-ck is that smell? dude, did you just sh-t yourself?

guy 2: nope, i got a -n-lpon in.

or

i drank to much tequila last night so all day today i wore a -n-lpon, you know, just in case.

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