Analytical Hampsterization
1: the -n-lysis of hampters
2: the act of introducing a hampster into one’s -n-s. presumably as a act of s-xual stimulation. similar in fashion to inter-n-l gerbilation
“next year i’m taking a cl-ss on -n-lytical hampsterization. but before i register for cl-ss, i’m going to go home and engage in some hardcore -n-lytical hampsterization”
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