Ananth

according to hindu mythology, it means a g-d of g-ds. it’s a common name for somebody who owns large estates. it’s somebody that all the women of the land want to be with.
chandler: why i can’t i get more women like joey?
rachel: well, joey is an ananth and you just have to be happy with yourself when gratifying women.
chandler: i wish i could have been born as an ananth because i want to make women scream more in bed like joey does in the next bedroom.
rachel: buck up, dude, if you try really hard, i bet you can become a semi-ananth.
chandler (angrily): i don’t want to be a semi.
a complete bad-ss who can get any girl he wants.
random guy: dude did you know bobby is going out with ashley?
another random guy: well bobby’s an ananth so its not very surprising.
a person who puts his/her gl-sses too low because of failure of size or just maybe have no common sense.
hey, look at that guy. his gl-sses are too big. such an ananth
ananth is a demigod in cl-ssical korokian mythology. while mostly possessing the appearance of a man, his hair forms wings that allow sustained flight. he was born fully formed and clothed in armor from korok’s head. later on, he would travel to the end of the earth in his quest for the coolstone. ananth is married to the g-ddess of fat black beauty with gl-sses, arun. their romance is the subject of an opera by richard wagner, ananth and arun.
oh man my family just got eaten alive by an enraged ananth! it was the most awesome thing ever!