anaphylactic cock
a serious v-g-n-l deterioration and -rg-smic reaction that is rapid in onset, may cause death by pleasure-induced asphyxiation and hypotension, and can only be remedied with voluminous amounts of a particular white, sticky, and viscous nectar from a banana-shaped appendage. it is not unusual for establishments that cater to activities of questionable fornicatory repute to call a code screw for such unstable situations.
we almost lost debbie last night, after she went into anaphylactic c-ck after her and peter enjoyed several rounds of romantic “oil rigging” sessions. thankfully, he was able to resuscitate her in a way that simultaneously provided her with airway management and fluids.
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