anatitaphobia
the rational or irrational fear that somewhere, somehow a duck is watching you
due to my anat-taphobia, i sh-t my pants within 20 feet of any lake.
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when you are scr-w-ng a girl on a beach, you take your p-n-s out, dip it in the sand, then stick it back in her. during springbreak, i did the angry seagull to this drunk chick…she didnt like it.
- Apex Beat
name used for a guy that’s strong and dynamic. (the apex beat is actually the feeling you get when you feel someone’s heart through their chest, which is generally described as strong and dynamic). wow – have you met dan? he’s so apex beat.
- arjang
a synonym for a tool aka someone who commits the scornful act of gargling another man’s b-lls in an attempt to gain friendship. my god dude stop sucking up to that guy, you look like an arjang.
- arizona ballsack smash
the process of smashing your left t-st-cl- against your right, thus creating a testicular newton’s cradle. dude what’s he doing with his nuts? i think he’s doing an arizona b-llsack smash.
- artie
the strongest man in the world. pete wrigly, the younger’s, personal super hero. he lives in a porta-john and has super strength. he sees to it that all in the world is “pipe!” favorite lines include: well call me a truck and slap me ’till wednesday. i do not think you can catch me for […]