anchorman
hilarious will ferrell movie released in 2004. see it if you wanna laugh.
“you are a smelly pirate hooker. go back to your home on wh-r- island.”
“i’m trapped in a gl-ss case of emotion!”
“where did you get those suits, the… toilet… store?”
“yeah, i ate a big red candle”
“the bad man on the bridge, i hit him with a burrito”
“good evening, san diego. i’m ron burgundy?”
“i’m ron burgundy. go f-ck yourselves, san diego.”
“i love… lamp”
“we’re trying this new fad called jogging. or it might be pr-nounced yogging.”
“play yazz flute for us!”
“oh, im totally unprepared” -pulls flute out of pocket
really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a h-rny reporter, a weatherman with an iq of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like bigfoot’s d-ck. it takes place in san diego, california.
discovered by the germans in 1904, they named it san diago, which of course in german means a whale’s v-g-n-.
yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and i killed a guy with a trident!
a funny -ss movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anchorman is the funniest -ss-movie in the entire world.
(verb) to drop kick an item, animal, or person in anger as jack black’s character does when he boots ron burgundy’s dog off a bridge in the movie anchor man.
if that kid doesn’t stop crying, i’m gonna anchor man it across the yard.
best demoman to ever touch a mouse
anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be.
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