ancient alien theorist


an ancient alien theorist is an anthropologist who believes that the technology we use today comes to us from aliens that resemble greys popular in the united states. they retell stories from religious texts such as the bible and the koran, including noah’s ark and the apocalypse, as being caused by sp-ceships that had aliens and came to earth not from 1940 to present times, but 3000 or 4000 years ago.
according to ancient alien theorists, the annunaki are aliens who taught sumerians of ancient mesopotamia to generate electricity from purple cough syrup plus orange juice in order to advance their culture to today’s level of sophistication.

ancient alien theorists believe that in december 2012, humanity’s alien ancestors will visit and create the sixth mayan dimension, increasing demand for electricity.

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