Ancient Ass-cheese Flower
yet another type of grotesque hors d’oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. just what the h-ll makes these things up is anyone’s guess, but in general, it’s a fluffy pastry-like hors d’oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone’s -ss for a few weeks before being served. typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. too messy to be used as an -ssembly-safe shuriken, these pieces of cr-p are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
“spinach vomit-bombs and ancient -ss-cheese flowers…glad to see bob and sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception.”
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