Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant
a way cool beast that jake and finn wish for on an episode of adventure time. it looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. it also has rockets on it’s feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. if anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don’t control it, you must let it give you control. it will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
finn the human: what should we wish for jake?
jake the dog: something only two bros can share…
together: ancient psychic tandem war elephant!!!!!!
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