and i have a fish
generally referring to things that are not important or don’t matter.
boy: “would you like to come over to my place?”
girl: “i have a boyfriend”
boy: “and i have a fish”
girl: “what?”
boy: “oh i thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter”
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