and I’m fat
originally created as a discrete warning code for women to explain why they are cranky or unreasonably upset. it describes the bloated and uncomfortable feeling that a woman has when she is having her period. it has also become a phrase that tacked on to the end of a self absorbed rant to indicate that you know you are being stupid and silly, but that you feel like h-ll nonetheless.
“my life is going nowhere, i am so unmotivated to figure out what to do about it. there is nothing i want to eat in the house. and i’m fat.”
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what a self concious lady insists she is. but her boyfriend always dissagrees
girl: ” i look horrible and i’m fat”
boyfriend: ” you amazing sweets”
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