and then I kicked a hobo
a more lively phrase to be used to ridicule one’s self at the end of a poorly told story, instead of “and then i found 20 dollars”
person 1: “so i was walking down the street and saw sarah’s dog being walked by someone else, and i couldn’t figure it out for the life of me”
person 2: “…”
person 1: “and then i kicked a hobo…and took his 20 dollars”
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