…..and then she, er, died
used when somebody else has been telling a very elaborate or exaggerated story. said as though you are finishing the story, ecven though it has nothing to do with the content of their story. said with almost slight excitement and bewliderment.
friend one: i was at the bar last night when these 3 guys came over and started pushing me around, so one by one i took them down. thats when the police came and chased me down for 4 hours before i got away. that really ruined my date with those twins.
friends two and three: …..and then she, er, died
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