Anderson Silva
nouns:
1) a brazilian mixed martial arts master currently fighting for the ufc. nicknamed “the spider” for no discernible reason other than it looks cool on t-shirts.
2) current ufc-pride fc middleweight champion.
verbs:
1) to kick everyones’ -sses so monstrously that you intentionally gain weight so you can fight people larger than you.
2) to f-ck someone’s sh-t up in five minutes or less.
noun:
1) anderson silva is the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world.
2) i can’t believe anderson silva just kicked someone’s -ss so hard that his opponent shat himself mid fight.
verb:
” i was ready to fight the guy but then i heard he anderson silva’d some fool last week. he may never walk, talk or eat solid food ever again.”
“hey, did you hear the good news? i put on ten pounds, can’t wait to anderson silva those fat b-st-rds down at the gym.
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a brazilian mixed martial arts fighter who fights in the ufc. he is currently middle weight champion. silva has also been ranked as the top pound-for-pound by sherdog (the largest mma website).
silva has training in muay thai and brazilian ju-jitsu. silvas nickname “the spider” comes from his use of muay thai, a martial arts in where there are eight contact points of striking. these contact points include two hands, two elbows, two shins, and two knees, and silva can be seen using these in his fights.
anderson silva is currently middle weight champ, can he ever be beat?
n. a term used to measure post leg day pain
“on a scale from 1 to anderson silva, how are your legs today?”
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