Andover

a town in m-ssachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. everyone is a b-tch and thinks they are the sh-t. if you do not fall into the category of a sl-t, b-tch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
a town in m-ssachusetts north of boston. andover can be known for having a good music scene that many kids don’t appreciate, good schools, and a culture of kids who talk about how much they hate this town. most families are wealthy, some are not. often there isn’t much to do for kids unless they figure something out themselves. but this is the same as pretty much any suburban town across the country. many kids say they hate living here, even though they know they have it mad easy, but this is because they lack creative thinking skills and are so used to having things handed to them they refuse to take things into their own hands. other kids figure out things to do and don’t complain all the time.
kid 1 – there’s nothing to do in andover tonight, let’s just sit around and complain.

kid 2 – well, remember we are all rich and have cars. so let’s just find something to do somewhere else…

kid 1 – that’s r-t-rded, i hate this town.

kid 2 – ok…
andover, as well as being a town in america, is a town in britain. this town used to be a trading post for london in the eighteenth century. now it’s exactly the bl–dy same as every other town in the country, with a couple good pubs, a lot of chavs, and a good sh-t mix of people that are cool and sh-t. it’s a sh-thole, but it’s our sh-thole.

if you americans think your andover is sh-t/amazing, you have no idea how underwhelmed you could be if you just flew over the pond.
andover? lol what a sh-thole.
1. an adjective used to describe any rich person in or around in area of wichita kansas.

2. an adjective used to describe a white person who trys to act/dress like a black person.
wow. austin calvert is so andover.
oh. andover. i’ve been here for like all my f-cking life. so when i see black people, or white trash i get scared. what do you expect, we’re pretty much the stereotypical white town who are all racist against blacks. there are about 20 lamborghini’s, 5 ferarri’s, and oh, about one out of every 5 people drives a fricken benz. so when we go to other towns, and kids are like, whoa that cars really nice, ur like yeah… i see my teachers driving that…
if you go to methuen, or lawrence, kids will know you’re from andover. all the girls carry around their lifesavings in their purses which are worth more than their lives. if you’re not a millionaire, you’re considered poor. people will constantly look down upon you, no matter how popular you are.
the girls are pretty b-tchy i must say. they all look the same, talk like valley girls, dress the same, and wear tons of makeup. its like what the girls look like in laguna beach. they all say how each of them are really pretty, but deep inside they hate eachother and want the other to die.
since there is nothing to do in andover, the surrounding towns built everything right outside of the town. burger king, wendy’s, you name it, its right on the border.
the guys are either jocks or emos or druggies. the jocks think they are cool. they are. everyone hates them, but are afraid to say anything to them. cuz they’ll get their -ss kicked by a group of football players. the emo’s p-ss the f-ck out of everyone, cuz they think their lives suck, when actually they arent that bad since their parents probly have millions down their sleeves. and the druggies have the most money. but, they just spend it on drugs.
the asians here are mostly losers, besides a few. they are usually grouped together, and theres like a hundred of them, so you get the feeling your school is going is having an asian invasion.
there are little to no black kids in andover. and if they are here, they usually leave within a yaer.

if you dont p-ss the mcas, everyone f-cking knows about it. the basketball team is pretty good, the swim team rules, and yeah.
andover isnt all that bad, just take out the sl-tty b-tches, black people, and the money. and we’re just your all american town.

ps
most of the kids are smart, and pretty much hate their lives if they get a b.
methuen kid:
“whoa, look at that mustang, its so nice!”
andover kid:
“yeah, how crossguard lady drives one just like that”
a little white trash town in new york, where alcohol has consumed all old and young. hill parties are frequent, and he said he said i common. if you go there you are cursed with petty drama for the rest of your life.
man 1: those guys keep giving me sh-t about my girlfriend
man 2: ah you must have come from andover
. andover
a town in m-ssachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up at the barretts house and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. everyone is a b-tch and thinks they are the sh-t. if you do not fall into the category of a sl-t, b-tch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
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a town in m-ssachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. everyone is a b-tch and thinks they are the sh-t. if you do not fall into the category of a sl-t, b-tch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up