Andover Goggles


since there is such a small selection of hot girls at phillips academy, boys at pa have come to wear andover goggles. andover goggles lower the standard on average by 3.0186. pennies seem like nickels, and nickels seem like dimes.
chad: “d-mn bro that chick is ugly”
-puts on andover goggles-
“wow shes hot!”

winston: “that girl is a 5 in real life but with andover goggles she’s a 9.”

Read Also:

  • ankle grabbing

    the act of having s-x when in a communal shower. usually seen in jails. aka dropping the soap. let me grab my ankles and we will have some fun.

  • Anytober

    the less clever name to the same subway $5 footlong marketing ploy as “februany,” where all regular subs are $5. it in no way rhymes or is a play on words with the word october. “yo! you wanna get some subs from subway? it’s anytober!” “i’ll go, but only if you promise not to call […]

  • ass gape

    something often used in -n-l p-rnography. when an object, such as a mans p-n-s, is inserted into someone’s -n-s, stretching it, then it being removed and the -n-s remaining open, meaning it’s possible to see inside see also -ss cave 1) in the p-rn i watched, it featured an -ss gape 2) dude, i screwed […]

  • assholedach

    a physician that d-cks around with nurses and thinks he is the sh-t. that surgeon is banging that new nurse… hes an -ssholedach

  • Asshole Schizophrenia

    -sshole schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. these individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter. individuals with -sshole schizophrenia can be found at this pub.


Disclaimer: Andover Goggles definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.