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• master of the obvious

  an individual who constantly repeats previously stated information, thus subtracting value from the original statement. chris rock’s companion in the movie pootie-tang, during the scene where chris rock is conveying how ridiculously exclusive biggy shorty’s parties are is a good example of master of the obvious.

• Master Of Smells

  the master of smells is a mysterious near-mythical man-creature who has the ability to summon and manipulate any smell in the universe. he is surrounded by a constant, horrendous odour that makes it near-impossible to approach him. he also carries with him an enchanted satchel which contains many sacred and rare scents. it is widely […]

• Basketball White

  to be bad at basketball or another sport that is normally dominated by a culture other than white caucasian. dude, hes a regular basketball white. i dont even think he was aiming for the backboard when he lost the basketball into the road just then. i hear you, he is d-mn white!

• masturcation

  to masticate (eat) and m-st-rb-t- at the same time. i had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and m-st-rb-t-, so i masturcated. synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter “vacation” from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction) he had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; […]

• Masturbreathing

  when one makes a noise that sounds like masturbation while they are breathing “remember james?” “yeah from that one cl-ss?” “dude, he’s so weird, he was masturbreathing the whole time”

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