Andrew Dice Clay


originally born andrew clay silverman, he was a big fan of lenny bruce, the original dirty man insult comic.
hickory d-ckory dock
some chick was suckin’ my c-ck
the clock struck two
i dropped my goo
i dumped the b-tch off on the next block
the most vulgar comedian to walk this earth. he caused nora dunn to quit snl when he hosted.
andrew dice clay is the man!
the best comedian of all time.
he was filthy as h-ll but he has the best nursery rhymes.

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