Andrew Iowa


a small town that is located 20miles away from the biggest meth making town in iowa called maquoketa. andrew is a small peaceful town with approximately 200 people, that in some crazy way, they are all related. do not be afraid when traveling trough andrew just blink and it will all be over. it’s like driving through a ghetto. expect to see fat, ugly, toothless, drunk, drop outs, porchmonkeys, and of course futureless products of one very f-cked up cess pool
i was driving through the ghetto and was glad i wasn’t driving through andrew iowa

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