andrew jastrow
a man who kills dogs for fun. he feeds the owners the puppy’s dead flesh by forcing it down their throat.
person 1: did you here about andrew jastrow?
person 2: dude… he killed my puppy… you are a sick f-ck.
a man who kills dogs brutally for fun. he also eats their skin while staring into their dying eyes.
person 1: did you here about andrew jastrow?
person 2: dude… he killed my puppy… you are a sick f-ck.
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