andrew shadduck
doesn’t have a d-ck but is a giant one. aliens probe him once a month. when girls talk to him he makes an awquard moaning noise and walks away like a crab on steroids. puts his socks on his ears because he thinks he will start a trend. ducks feed him bread crumbs. favorite food is purple.
cr-p, i andrew shadduck-ed it up.
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