Andrzejewski Shuffle
the moment of fear and uncertainty that causes one to simultaneously grab one’s stomach and -ss to both ascertain which end the sound originated from and a vain attempt to prevent its escape. usually followed with a quick awkward stride to the bathroom.
“oh oh…i think that food was rank…it just led me to have an andrzejewski shuffle….i have to hurry before i burp out of both ends”
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