Andy Dick Head Slam
a male h-m-s-xual variant of the famed bill maher head slam. a male takes an -n-l suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his -n-l sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the -n-l c-n-l and r-ct-m. once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner’s prostate. allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen andy d-ck, after hearing of the bill maher head slam from a male child prost-tute.
the pope doesn’t consider the andy d-ck head slam, an impure act, because no v-g-n- is involved. but, he added that the bill maher head slam is totally immoral.
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