Andy Poofresne


the act of defecating in one’s trousers and shaking the feces down the pants leg and out of the bottom of the pants.
after john sh-t his pants at the wal-mart, he pulled an andy poofresne to leave the t-rd undetected in the sporting goods aisle.

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