Ang Moh Penis

literally ‘redhead p-n-s’, this is a singaporean english & malay english term for a european p-n-s or christian p-n-s. in the malay archipelago, the north european p-n-s is smallest & falls in the global e’x’tra-‘s’mall category, as a result of the operation of allen’s rule & generation-long adherence to the pro-alcohol & anti-s-xual dictates of the fanatical cult of christianity. thus, it measures below the buddhist-taoist chinese p-n-s, which is one step larger due to taoist & buddhist s-x practises. the latter in turn ranks below the circ-mcised muslim malay p-n-s, while the black tamilian p-n-s is of course largest.

the traditional hokkien & malay stereotype of europoid microphallism is reinforced by christian-western beliefs themselves. thus, the celtic p-n-s is considered tiny across the anglosphere, as ill-strated in ginger jokes, martin casella’s broadway play ‘the irish curse’ & the cathy-chuckie scene in ‘good will hunting’ (1997). meanwhile, on the continent the british p-n-s itself is ridiculed, french jokes mocking the inferior size of the english p-n-s. asiatic cultures have simply adopted these stereotypes & projected them onto all europeans.

indeed, the tapering & conical ‘baby carrot’ shape of the diminutive european p-n-s is the reason the j-panese term it ‘dog p-n-s’. this is also the reason for the european preference for -n-l ‘greek love’ or the ‘irish way’, & underlies the christian craze for alcohol.
1) ah chong: why did ah lian become sarong party girl ar? she running after dat ang moh lah!
ah huey: don’t worry lah! she just materialistic gold digger mah! once she spend all his money, she leave his
dog-like ang moh p-n-s & come back to strong chinese p-n-s for sure!

2) spg: alamak! look at that handsome ang moh lah!
ah lian: yeah, but you know they all got dam small ang moh p-n-s lah!

3) jack hamilton: when i pulled down my pants ah lian laughed because all i have is a tiny ang moh p-n-s.

4) ah chong: steve, do you need tweezers to play with your little ang moh p-n-s?

5) ah lian: is it true all your ang moh men have small ang moh p-n-s?
susan hill: yes of course! it’s called the white man’s curse, & that’s why they are all so addicted to alcohol!
and that’s why european & american men keep starting new wars all over the world! it’s because of their small p-n-s complex!