Angel of the Morning
a particularly curved, solid bowel movement that, while exiting the -n-s, “reaches around” and makes contact with an outer area of one of your b-tt cheeks before breaking off and falling into the toilet bowl.
sally: “why did you use the whole roll of toilet paper this morning?”
mitch: “because i laid down an angel of the morning, sadly.”
sally: “ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?”
mitch: “quite.”
sally: “jolly. let’s east scones and sing.”
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