Angela Bassett Moment
a moment in which a man/woman get’s incredibly angry and p-ssed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-sh-t crazy. usually involves destroying all of their partner’s personal belongings they can find. may involve a bonfire.
-comes from the movie “waiting to exhale”
the angela b-ssett moment:
this motherf-cker is psychotic! i bet you there are serial killers less -n-l. a white woman’s the only one who will tolerate your smug -ss. i was your white woman for eleven years! you couldn’t have started that d-mn company without me. h-ll, i worked my -ss off! i mean, i got a masters’ degree in business, and there i was – his secretary, his office manager, and his computer! “no, bernadine, you can’t start the catering business this year. why don’t you wait a few years? yeah, don’t start now; wait one, two, three years. i need you to be the f-cking background to my foreground!” 732…732…the number of times that we made love. i remember when that b-st-rd told me he was counting – right after 51! i’ll show you! f-ck me for not leaving your -ss then! but the worst, oh the f-cking worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn’t want them to be improperly influenced. well, guess what, john?! you’re the motherf-cking improper influence! get your sh-t, get your sh-t, and get out!
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