Angeleyes
an internet username/pseudonym on chatrooms and forums used exclusively by overweight, unattractive and s-xually desperate females to subconciously trick unsuspecting males into believing ‘angeleyes’ is attractive, popular and thus worthy of being inseminated. this tactic is highly successful with the internet cowboy.
“i always just -ssumed angeleyes was hot, until i saw her photograph. in reality she looks like the lovechild of jiminy glick and seabiscuit… i’d still f-ck her though, she said she’d fly here and she swallows.”
a powerful being able to own all in mpo+ and mgo2. called angel eyes for being able to spot his enemy before they spot him and being able to take out his target with swift and deadly force.
they dont call him angel eyes!!!! for nothing
the sparkling of your partner’s eyes after you blow your heavenly load all over her face.
does not necessarily mean she has j-zm in her eyes. her eyes could also sparkle from the ecstasy of the situation. the two are often confused.
i pulled out just in time to give my dog angel eyes.
d-mn that b-tch! she closed her eyes so i couldn’t give her angel eyes.
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