Angry as a bird
a level of anger where strapping one’s self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.
guy 1: man, i was doing -n-l on sheila last night and when i pulled out she shat all over my bed!! i was angry as a bird! good thing i bought that giant slingshot the other week.
guy 2: sh-t…what did you do?
guy 1: i killed her.
guy 2: what????
guy 1: and that’s not all.
guy 2: you sick b-st-rd!
guy 1: i then reached in and found her golden egg!
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