angry bear
before you get a girl in bed shave your p-b-s and put them under the pillow. when you get the girl in bed, -j-c-l-t- on her face and lift the pillow and shove her face in your p-b-s.
last night i gave my girl the angry bear, and boy was she angry.
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taking a sh-t in a public bathroom urinal
he was so angry that the toilets were clogged at the gay bar that he did an angry bear.
a state of anger in which the person cannot speak coherently, only making bear-like growls and noises
justin was so angry bear that he couldn’t even tell us what had happened.
i swear, if you mess with him anymore, he’s gonna go angry bear on you.
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