angry blap


to be performed by experienced perfesionals only. its when you are getting a bl-w j-b and you pull out just as you are about to c-m. you c-m in one eye, and poke the other eye, so thet the c-m filled eye opens. then you trademark it by slapping her nose with you still hard c-ck giving her a nose bleed. also refered to as the blap blap blap..
“man this one time at band camp, this chck was giving me head and i gave her the angry blap, and shoved a flute up her -ss.. ”

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