Angry blueberry smoothie
this is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman’s c-nt, pounding the sh-t out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). after making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her p-ssy.
“i was feeling a little p-ssive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie i get on my tuesday lunch break, i decided to make it an angry blueberry smoothie. besides, my girlfriend has been a b-tch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it.”
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