angry buccaneer
when you are about to come from head,
you haul off and charlie-horse the girls one leg, then nut in one of her
surprised eyes.
thus she limps to the bathroom looking like a p-ssed off pirate
coming from the midwest, i knew nothing of the girls love for the sea. i gave her the angry buccaneer in hopes we could relate
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