angry carrot


when you open her v-g-n- lips and fill it with orange dye. you dip your c-ck into her v-g-n- and when you pull out your c-ck it will be orange like a carrot and the tip of your p-n-s will be green from getting gonerrhea so it looks like the leaves on the carrot. to top it off you beat her with your carrot.
“dude me and this chick did the angry carrot last night and she’s in the hospital now.”

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