Angry Claire


during the act of oral s-x, specifically a bl-wj-b, the blower bites the blowee’s p-n-s off. if performed correctly, only one bite is required. additional bites may be added if botched. it is usually followed by a donkey punch.
“so this b-tch totally tried to give me an angry claire last night.”

“she bit your d-ck off?!”

“nah, i pulled out and donkey punched her just in time.”

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