angry clown

when a man goes down on a girl close to her period then looks at the mirror or girl only discover blood around his mouth looking like an angry clown.
chick one says to chick two ” my boyfriend went down on me last night i must of got my period because he came up looking like an angry clown! ”
angry clown:
an irritated -n-s due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/-n-l hyjinks. also referred to as a “flamous amos”
i ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the angry clown .
during doggystyle s-x reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to c-m, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, c-m on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talc-m powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming “i’m a man of my word!!!” proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!
eating at mcdonald’s was never the same after i gave her a “angry clown”
throwing confetti at a prolapsed -n-s while yelling “whose laughing now?”.
we got pretty drunk last night. she let me do the angry clown. we broke up this morning.
angry clown:
an irritated -n-s due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/-n-l hyjinks. also referred to as a “flamous amos”
i ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the angry clown .
when a man and a woman are engaged in s-xual intercourse with the woman bent over. when the man nears climax, he proceeds to lift his fist high and give the woman a solid punch to the kidney. this causes the woman to tense up resulting in a tighter sn-tch.
man, that sk-nk, i gave her the old angry clown.