Angry curtains
a middle parted fringe that has either gone wrong or will just not behave.the fringe should be straight but some wave or curl angrily destroying the look
“have you seen the state of his hair? he’s got proper angry curtains”
“i spent hours straightening my hair,then it rained and i’m stuck with flipping angry curtains.
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