Angry Ivan


after having s-x with your partner, (preferably missionary with you on top), you get off of your partner and into the sitting position in between their legs, and you kick them as hard as possible in the genitals.
after i got done dropping a load in jessica, she looked at me wrong, so i gave her the angry ivan.

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