Angry Mailman
when a girl f-cks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else’s j-zz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. she then kicks him in the b-lls, swipes his -sscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a federal express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.
susie: hey, how are you and brad doing?
tiffany: that b-st-rd cheated on me, so i cheated on him, saved the guy’s c-m, and then gave him an angry mailman.
susie: oh. well, see you at school tomorrow!
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