Angry Marines
these guys are serious motherf-ckers. they constantly use the word “f-ck”.
indeed, angry marines frequently claim that 100 angry marines led by an angry captain and set loose behind enemy lines can do more damage to the enemy in a week than a similarly-sized group of raven guard can do in ten years. when asked how they can accomplish this feat, 1st company captain raserei responded, “you find the enemy, kick them in the b-lls, move on to kick the next f-cker in the b-lls, and by the time you’re done the entire f-cking army’s been kicked in the b-lls! so by kicking every man’s b-lls, you kicked the b-lls of an entire planet!” truly, raserei is a poet.
it’s the motherf-cking angry marines!!! come get some, d-cksniff!
sp-ce marine chapter in the warhammer 40,000 universe that was orginally created on 4chan. has only the most irritated, insane, mad, generally angry sp-ce marines who can’t be -ssigned to any other chapter due to their disregard for chain of command, general profanity and irritablity. tend to carry out suicidal -ssaults – and win nonetheless.
are generally led by commissar f-klaw, egar, or any other equivalent of a p-ssed off imperial commissar.
marines in this chapter also have anger-related names, often spelled backwards for humourous (?) effect. examples include ragequit, muchd-ckery, getoffmylawn, dissep, b-tch sodomiser of death (bsod), etc.
normally also are recognized by their chant – “always angry! all the time!”
are also notorious for having powerfeet and powerfists – the fists to smash the enemy’s face in, the feet to curbstomp and kick in the enemy’s b-lls.
random imperial guardsman -“commissar, who are they?”
random commissar (in awe) – “they…are the angry marines. and they shall know no calm.”
angry marine sarge – “got that much right, f-ckers! we’re here to clean up your sh-tty op! now get the f-ck out and let us work, you c-nts!”
1. a sp-ce marine chapter created on 4chan. known for been really angry all the time, and powerfeet.
always angry, all the time!- angry marine hymn
“beat the living h-ll out of sh-t with your power bat. if you’re too pants on head r-t-rded to find something to hit, you better f-cking start running.”- high chaplain peterson
“powerfeet are for kicking those f-cks in the b-lls!-anonymous
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