angry masturbation on a hangover
the act of performing extremely violent self s-xual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.
the guy who didn’t get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.
or:
(during the act) “d-mn you yam raaahhh!!! you sat on my b-lls arrrggh!!! i hate yo! raaah!!!!”
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