Angry Missionary


another mean s-x act, while on top as you are about to c-m, (or as your partner is c-mming) bring back your knee and slam it into their crotch as you jump off of them while screaming “the power of christ compels you!!!”…
“aaron was being a total douche last night so when i was riding him i decided to play the angry missionary on him. he cried like a little b-tch :p”

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