angry penis
an angry p-n-s is one that just went into a smelly fat chick and you feel obligated to go again and it wont work the 2nd time.
dude last night i had this fat girl over and she stunk so bad but i felt obligated to do her. it was short and sweet but then i felt bad and tried to do it again but my angry p-n-s was like no f-ck that… that sh-ts nasty im not getting hard for that one.
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