angry pirate

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. this poor girl, being p-ssed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing -ss.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she’s limping a little…(don’t ask why she’s walking like she has a stick up her -ss… thats a whole different story dude.)

cleo magazine with an angry pirate inside sealed section
the act of recieving oral s-x while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver’s eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a “peg leg” and a defunct eye.
avast! while giving scott an angry pirate, i ordered him to walk the plank. arrrrrr
when a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. just before he -j-c-l-t-s in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. this will cause his partner to shut the eye with the s-m-n in it. when the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming “arrrghh!” in pain.
i got back at that cheating b-tch by giving her the angry pirate just before i broke up with her!
girl is giving you bl-wj-b but you tell her you don’t want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). as she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. as you’re running away, peek over your left shoulder. if you’ve done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!
yargh! i gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!
when a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral s-x and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to -j-c-l-t- into their eye. the reciepient of the -j-c-l-t–n will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. during this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.
last night my boyfriend thought he’d be a punk smart–ss and give me an angry pirate. that p-ssy ran off like a little girl and you know i chased after him. i caught his godd-mn -ss and kicked him in the nuts, so now he’s chained up in my bas-m-nt.

~fyi: true story.~
this is a caribbean method. first get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision… then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- aargh!!!
she didn’t like the parrot for her birthday after the angry pirate incident
the act of having s-x with your female partner and at the point of -j-c-l-t–n aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. she will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. she will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.
got down and dirty with the missus last night and gave her an angry pirate, she wasn’t happy!

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