angry pocahontas
1) you need a slim, straight dark haired, tan or bronze skinned hottie.
2) you need to make love to her doggy style
3) you need to have a long feather.
as you bring you partner to climax you insert the feather into her love cheerio. as she is moaning in -rg-smic delight and surprised anger you grab her by the hair and shove her face into a pillow or the bed then quickly pull her back up. repeat this move as many times as possible. the broken-up moans mimic the sound of a stereotypical indian. there you have it, one angry pocahontas
“this little hottie took me back to her place last night. so i’m bone’en her doggy style and just as she’s c-m’in i notice a feather stick’in outa her down comforter. i couldnt resist, i had to give her the angry pocahontas. man once she stopped shaken she chased me all over the apartment with a pocket knife.”
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